I love this Shiba Inu
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Sickest F***ing Stories
I'm so excited to be invited back as a guest for The Sickest F****ing Stories!
"The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" is Chicago's popular, late-night, adult comedy show. Each performance features a rotating cast of comedians and unique storytellers, sharing TRUE tales of sexual misconduct, painful personal injury and bad hygiene, while the cast drinks beer and plays poker, onstage.
Real Poker. Real Stories. Real Sick!
I will be part of the February 7th Show, Mighnight at the Playground Theater (3209 N Halsted, Chicago). Come see me!
"The Sickest F***ing Stories I Ever Heard" is Chicago's popular, late-night, adult comedy show. Each performance features a rotating cast of comedians and unique storytellers, sharing TRUE tales of sexual misconduct, painful personal injury and bad hygiene, while the cast drinks beer and plays poker, onstage.
Real Poker. Real Stories. Real Sick!
I will be part of the February 7th Show, Mighnight at the Playground Theater (3209 N Halsted, Chicago). Come see me!
Saturday, January 31, 2009
My New Home
I'm happy to report that all SEVEN pieces of luggage I brought made it to Chicago safely. And so did I. Here's a photo of our new place. Scott and I rented it for the month. It's really spacious and in a dope ass location. Behold... Home!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
I Fly Like Paper, Get High Like Planes
Back in Arizona for a few hours. Just enought time to unpack/re-pack, take a nap then hop on a plane to Chicago for a month. So many planes. Actually, I'm really excited about this trip. I haven't been excited about taking a trip - or about the future in a really long time. I have no idea what is coming next, but whatever it is I feel good about it. I'm also looking forward to living in a new city. Chicao seems chill.
What's up, Kanye?
What's up, Kanye?
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Thursday, January 1, 2009
Seven Things I'm Dying to Tell You
The rules are simple. Write seven (surprising or amusing) things about yourself and then tag seven people, link to their blogs and ask them to do the same.
I was tagged to do this by @tdhurst...so here goes...
1. I never tried steak until I was 18 years old. For some reason beef never really appealed to me, so I never ate it. One day my Aunt Betty and Uncle Bert took me to dinner at Outback Steakhouse and I ordered a filet - my first steak. It was a'ight. Now I still rarely eat steak, but a few times a year I will order one. Incidentally, I also do not like chicken.
2. When I was a little girl I wanted to be one of two things when I grew up: An actress or an MTV VJ. There was NOTHING else I wanted to be and I never pictured myself doing any job except for those two things.
3. I am terrified of dogs, especially dogs that bark or jump around a lot.
4. I wrote an autobiography when I was 10 years old. The title was "Fleas, Friends and Phobias" and it was mostly about my relationship with my mom. She would do crazy stuff like not let me play with classmates whose friends have fleas. The book was saved on an old computer in my parents' house, but they recently threw the computer away without warning me. I wish I could read the book today. It would be like the most revealing journal entry ever.
5. Sometimes I fantasize about getting rid of all my possessions, dropping out of mainstream society and living completely off the grid. I'd like to live in a cabin or hut or tent in the forest/on a mountain top/on the beach. No tv, no magazines, no bullshit. I dream of back packing around until I find a good place to settle, then just chilling out. But I think I would like to have access to the internet and a video camera. Maybe I'll do this for a year and create a video diary so I can see how/if living like this affects a person. Hmmm...
6. If I won the lottery I would immediately give 1/2 the money to my parents.
7. I dine out for every meal. I have only cooked one meal in my home ever - that was Christmas dinner last year. My sister and I made a feast. I kind of miss cooking, but you can't beat eating out every single day. No mess, no dishes, no worries - just yummy food.
I was tagged to do this by @tdhurst...so here goes...
1. I never tried steak until I was 18 years old. For some reason beef never really appealed to me, so I never ate it. One day my Aunt Betty and Uncle Bert took me to dinner at Outback Steakhouse and I ordered a filet - my first steak. It was a'ight. Now I still rarely eat steak, but a few times a year I will order one. Incidentally, I also do not like chicken.
2. When I was a little girl I wanted to be one of two things when I grew up: An actress or an MTV VJ. There was NOTHING else I wanted to be and I never pictured myself doing any job except for those two things.
3. I am terrified of dogs, especially dogs that bark or jump around a lot.
4. I wrote an autobiography when I was 10 years old. The title was "Fleas, Friends and Phobias" and it was mostly about my relationship with my mom. She would do crazy stuff like not let me play with classmates whose friends have fleas. The book was saved on an old computer in my parents' house, but they recently threw the computer away without warning me. I wish I could read the book today. It would be like the most revealing journal entry ever.
5. Sometimes I fantasize about getting rid of all my possessions, dropping out of mainstream society and living completely off the grid. I'd like to live in a cabin or hut or tent in the forest/on a mountain top/on the beach. No tv, no magazines, no bullshit. I dream of back packing around until I find a good place to settle, then just chilling out. But I think I would like to have access to the internet and a video camera. Maybe I'll do this for a year and create a video diary so I can see how/if living like this affects a person. Hmmm...
6. If I won the lottery I would immediately give 1/2 the money to my parents.
7. I dine out for every meal. I have only cooked one meal in my home ever - that was Christmas dinner last year. My sister and I made a feast. I kind of miss cooking, but you can't beat eating out every single day. No mess, no dishes, no worries - just yummy food.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
The Snow Ball: NYE Party at The Clarendon
The Clarendon Hotel is celebrating New Years Eve in style with The Snow Ball: Winter Wonderland at The Clarendon!
Only $25 for tickets - including FREE FOOD and ENTERTAINMENT or $100 VIP tickets for open bar (all you can drink) and more!
I'll be there bitches!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Rush Limbaugh Rewards Ignorance
So this woman from Texas calls into Rush Limbaugh's radio show complaining that Obama is going to "Take it all away." (Whatever that means lady). She is worried Obama will over tax her and she is concerned she'll have less money and incur financial woes under the new administration.
So what does Limbaugh do? He buys her a car! Awwwww... that's so sweet right? UM. WRONG.
He is rewarding ignorance.
Also, the cute little "car" he bought her is a GAS GUZZLING CHEVY TAHOE SUV.
Let me get this straight. Barack Obama's tax plan IS a problem for her financially, but filling up a monster truck that takes over $75 to fill up the gas tank ISN'T a problem?
Why isn't she worried that her new SUV is going to "take it all away."
I'm glad some fat idiot was handed an earth-polluting prize from another big fat idiot ... just because they both hate the same stuff.
Hypocrites. Morons. Douches.
Story from CNN is here: http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=38880
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Halloween Costume
Every year I basically go as the same thing. Some sort of wrecked out fairy. This year is no exception.
I'm a bruised and battered fairy princess. Something in my psyche must be warped if this is my costume. They say all Halloween costumes are reflections of who you really think you are or who you want to be. Apparently I'm a banged up Tinkerbell.
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