The Snow Ball: NYE Party at The Clarendon

The Clarendon Hotel is celebrating New Years Eve in style with The Snow Ball: Winter Wonderland at The Clarendon!

Only $25 for tickets - including FREE FOOD and ENTERTAINMENT or $100 VIP tickets for open bar (all you can drink) and more!

I'll be there bitches!

Rush Limbaugh Rewards Ignorance

So this woman from Texas calls into Rush Limbaugh's radio show complaining that Obama is going to "Take it all away." (Whatever that means lady). She is worried Obama will over tax her and she is concerned she'll have less money and incur financial woes under the new administration.

So what does Limbaugh do? He buys her a car! Awwwww... that's so sweet right? UM. WRONG.

He is rewarding ignorance.

Also, the cute little "car" he bought her is a GAS GUZZLING CHEVY TAHOE SUV.


Let me get this straight. Barack Obama's tax plan IS a problem for her financially, but filling up a monster truck that takes over $75 to fill up the gas tank ISN'T a problem?

Why isn't she worried that her new SUV is going to "take it all away."

I'm glad some fat idiot was handed an earth-polluting prize from another big fat idiot ... just because they both hate the same stuff.

Hypocrites. Morons. Douches.

Story from CNN is here: http://www.cnsnews.com/public/content/article.aspx?RsrcID=38880

Halloween Costume

Every year I basically go as the same thing. Some sort of wrecked out fairy. This year is no exception.

I'm a bruised and battered fairy princess. Something in my psyche must be warped if this is my costume. They say all Halloween costumes are reflections of who you really think you are or who you want to be. Apparently I'm a banged up Tinkerbell.

Tattoo?

I never thought I'd even consider getting a tattoo. I just seemed so... permanent. But now I kind of want one. I mean I reallllllllllllllly want one, for no reason at all. In fact, my sister, Cyndie, and I might even get matching star tattoos. I want a lone star, - not like a Texas Lone Star - or Spaceballs Lone Star - but a single star - on my wrist or behind my ear.

I also like wrist star tattoos a lot... a La Lohan

And I LOVE Rhianna's trail of stars. Apparently she gets a new one for every new place she goes, or meaningful experience in her life. Her life must be dope. She only had like 5 stars last week.

So what do you think? Have I lost my mind? Am I becoming uber trashy? Should I just dive right into a dumpster???

Oh Yes I Did

Oh yes I did rock a hot fanny pack today. This one is from Gwen Stefani's Harajuku line.

My new bike

Here's my new friend!

I'm so excited. This weekend I scored a new ride - a beach cruiser! This comes at a rather convenient time as I just got into a minor, but jarring (and expensive!) car accident today. I still plan on driving my automobile, but for shorter trips I'm looking forward riding my adorable and economical new bike.

This afternoon I took my first long relaxing ride. I only went 3 miles but it was really fun.

Check out the fly black fenders and custom pink wheels.

Gay or Hot? Thoughts?

I'm not gonna lie. I like it when a guy dresses up. Not metrosexual. I'm talking really uber refined. No Affliction or Ed Hardy or bling. Clean lines, scarves, sport coats, jackets, collared shirts and attitude.

Actually, in Milan and Paris this is how all men dress, but in the U-S-A this would be G-A-Y. And hot. Thoughts?

Dope Ass Mini Hats

I finally found my "must have" election accessory. The patriotic mini hat! Like Alice and Wonderland and every gay person alive gave birth to a hat.

Pick up an "Election Day" Glamor Gram from Girlfriend Galas.

God bless America.

From Russia With Love

How hot is she? I totally dig this Russian chick, Svetlana, from The Real World and think she should be more famous.

Apparently, when it comes to girl crushes I have a type. (See Penelope Cruz).

She even has a star tattoo. Look right above her right hip. Bitch stole my moves!

She has a good look. So how come when I dye my hair this dark I just look depressed and or homeless?

Either way, I wish this girl luck. As a fellow reality TV alumni I know pseudo fame can be tough. Good luck sister!

Penelope Cruz

I love Penelope Cruz. I totally have a girl crush. Just look at her. If I could look like anyone else it would probably be her.

Now she teamed up with her sister Monica to create stylish new clothing line Mango. Thoughts? I like.

The men's stuff is really good too. Euro enough to be hot, not Euro enough to be uber.